More crappy Haiku

I should be working
But why should I begin now?
Is it five o'clock?

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Working is such hell
Oh where is my trust fund check?
Must go shopping now.

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Can I cook you food?
Maybe stuffed pork ternderloin
With apples and rum.

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Wait no nix the pork
Don't you crave chicken pot pie?
You can make the crust!

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MMMM, chicken pot pie
with buttery crispy crust
maybe no carrots...

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I can Haiku all day
can I get paid to do this?
that would be awesome...

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This is getting bad
Hmmm, Haiku Anonymous?
Hi, my name is Al...